Everyone Paints a Different Picture


clearly-misunderst0od:

Charles, watch your language.

(Source: octopus-ahoy)


Via Tumboner

Helping a friend when they’ve had a rough night

you-know-youre-a-duke-when:

Via YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUKE WHEN



did-you-kno:

Denise Thompson had a beautiful front lawn, thick and green. It was where her four children and two dogs played, and where she drank coffee on sunny mornings. Then someone stole it.

Source

Watch out, we’ve got a badass over here



(Source: m-elodic)


you-know-youre-a-duke-when:

Via YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DUKE WHEN

this is my future

(Source: fyeahartstudentowl)



saltypotion:

Got some dank ass weed for tomorrow


pickup lines for old people

  • old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
Via It's more about saying than being heard
  • parents: your room is a mess
  • me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
Via Wishful Thinking
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